1-10-19

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1. I got DIARRHEA from drinking Mexican water. Damn now i wanna wall too. just playing this is you WTF FAKE NEWS for Thursday January the 10th.
2. The Congo election was won by President Felix but get this his party was the Opposition so the ops now running shit down Congo
3. An Arizona woman had a child on life support. The hospital is running dna test on all male employees. The LGBT community is mad about this. they say woman deserve the right to be tested to see if their the father.
4. The government shut down is still in effect. Democrats and Trump cant agree on shit. Trump is fighting for the wall and the democrats don't want to the 5 billion dollar budget. whats your onion comment below. i believe its a trap they making before they release the zombies!
5. Scientist receive a second similar radio frequency from outer space. they think it may be evidence of intelligent life. I for one believe in aliens. I just believe we don't have the means of reaching each other yet. But who knows maybe big foot is really an alien. Lmao!
6. Democrat Tom Steyer is pushing hard as fisuck to get Trump impeached. The Democrats want him to step up as president. he said he's cool with Mike Pence though. He said lets make the globes flat again! MIKE PENCE 2020
7. R Kelly is in so much shit right now. He is suing everyone from Surviving R Kelly. He also has criminal charges being filed against him in Atlanta and possibly other places due to the story told on the hit television documentary.
8. Nick Young of the Denver Nuggets was charged with robbery in Las Angeles. A fan took his pic, so Mr. Young snatched the fuck outa his phone

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