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1.  I figured out how to build trumps wall, right over his mouth with brick and mortar! Federal employees wont be getting paid today, while welfare benefits ain't stopping yet. Also a wall prototype was sawed right through.
2. 6ix 9ine's BM got 100 k, while his girl ain't got shit.
3. We came at 50 cents neck with our get the strap drawling.
4. R Kelly is gaining fame off of the Surviving R Kelly documentary. He and 50 cent keep beefing on social media.
5. The Feds chairman Mr. Powell is very worried about the 21 trillion dollar national debt. Like the 20 trillion mark wasn't enough.
6. A Royal Caribbean Cruise was ended early due to hundreds of passangers getting sick. It's that time of year again. Grab ya mask and gloves, and keep ya distance in public.
7.  A missing 13 year old was found alive. She was returned to her parents. They have a suspect in custody and that's all we know so far.
8. Trump's lawyer Michel Cohen turned rat today. He decided to snitch on trump!                           STOP SNITCHING MIKE

TRUMP'S GONNA GET HIM KILLED

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