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- I figured out how to build trumps wall, right over his mouth with brick and mortar! Federal employees wont be getting paid today, while welfare benefits ain't stopping yet. Also a wall prototype was sawed right through.
- 6ix 9ine's BM got 100 k, while his girl ain't got shit.
- We came at 50 cents neck with our get the strap drawling.
- R Kelly is gaining fame off of the Surviving R Kelly documentary. He and 50 cent keep beefing on social media.
- The Feds chairman Mr. Powell is very worried about the 21 trillion dollar national debt. Like the 20 trillion mark wasn't enough.
- A Royal Caribbean Cruise was ended early due to hundreds of passangers getting sick. It's that time of year again. Grab ya mask and gloves, and keep ya distance in public.
- A missing 13 year old was found alive. She was returned to her parents. They have a suspect in custody and that's all we know so far.
- Trump's lawyer Michel Cohen turned rat today. He decided to snitch on trump! STOP SNITCHING MIKE
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